May 2013
starksexual:
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
The hilarious double standard "Mexicans are lazy,...
stargazingeyes:
OH SNAP!
musicbeatstherapy:
jelee-:
rockpapertheodore:
tinyspacebabe:
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
Plot Twist: You meet someone.
Bigger Plot Twist: You meet someone who has read all the same books as you and is obsessed with all the same stuff.
Even Bigger Plot Twist: They are of your preferred gender and find you attractive, then ask you out.
The Biggest Plot Twist Of Them All: They live in the same city as you.
The Plot Twist of All Plot Twists: They Exist
Octahedron
scenesfromforevermore:
aka the album that many people seem to hate for some reason that is still unapparent to me
“If you loved someone, you loved him, and when you had nothing else to give, you...”
– George Orwell, 1984 (via quota-tions)
Lyricism > music
phigmeant:
Great music makes you feel good through your struggles.
Great lyrics make you realize your not the only one struggling.
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
“I think the big mistake in schools is trying to teach children anything, and by...”
– Stanley Kubrick (via prahkalasalives)
Unusual Date Ideas
theconsultingbadwolf:
If anyone were to take me on a date like this I would probably fall immediately in love with them
I want to do all of these things. :)
